Lyrics: 1985 Food Medley – 02 – Doctor
Album: Unknown
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
 

[parody of "doctor! doctor!" by the thompson twins]
Woah, ’cause he’s my doctor, doctor,
And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
I’m feelin’ pretty dismal.

Doctor, doctor,
And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
Where’s my pepto bismol?