Lyrics: Yup And Under
Album: Unknown
Artist: Chumbawamba
 

Yuppies, i’ve been taught,
Are keen on sport
Two slices wholemeal loaf
Into towelette jogging suit
Once round the park
Quick game of squash
Staving off a heart attack
With f-plan diet and filofax
In a world where
Participation can be bought
Yuppies, i’ve been taught
Are keen on sport