Lyrics: Driving Your Girlfriend Home
Album: Kill Uncle
Artist: Morrissey
 

I’m driving
Your girlfriend home
And she’s saying
How she never chose you
"turn left", she says
I turn left
And she says
"so how did i end up
So deeply involved in
The very existence
I planned on avoiding ?"
And i can’t answer

I’m driving
Your girlfriend home
And she’s laughing
To stop herself crying
"drive on", she says
I drive on
And she says
"so how did i end up
Attached to this person
When his sense of humour
Gets gradually worser ?"
And i can’t tell her

I’m parking
Outside her home
And we’re shaking hands
Goodnight, so politely