Lyrics: Lactose Intolerant
Album: Unknown
Artist: Cyndi Lauper
 

I lack the enzymes
To properly digest lactose
I can’t drink cow’s milk
I can’t drink milk from a goat
Yogurt, cottage cheese
Make me throw up
Please no cream in my cup

My stomach is swelling
I am lactose — intolerant
My throat is constricting
I am lactose — intolerant