Lyrics: Mourning Glory
Album: Pure Guava
Artist: Ween
 

I swear to god! look!
This is something new you’ve never heard before this
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker
I know what you want to come here for
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker
These three little, these three little fuckers
These three little…pumpkin patch
These three little pumpkins went into the woods and they said
They said today we’re gonna find something really good to look at
And they went into the woods and they looked at all the little trees
And they said this woods is really continuous little trees
You know, ’cause nature is just as part of us as we are to the earth
I said yeah
And the pumpkins, the pumpkins went further into the woods
And they came across this little man with a big, big head
And the little man said, "what’s your fucking idea you fuckers?
What are you fucking high?"
And the little pumpkin says,
"we’re the pumpkins to join yours for a loose the pumpkin"
"oooey! oooey! oooey!
You ain’t been in my world
You never been in my world
You never will be in my world
You go away and you’ll never be in my world again"
The pumpkin boy said, "yes you will, yes you will, i think to stay
I wanna be in your world
For you in your world"
"yeah you fuckers, you can’t get me off before you leave yourself
You think you can understand but you can’t!
Look, you just entered my world, right?
You just entered my world and it’s quite like you go in and for
Then enjoy nothing but share and progress
You think you can go from the top of the tree to the top of this too"

[unintelligible noise]

The two pumpkins looked at the little man and they said,
"why, why would he be such a, why would he be such a jerk?
And the only thing he does is smoke drugs,
And he doesn’t do cocaine,
And he doesn’t shoot smack,
And he doesn’t even drink beer
Why would he be such a fucker to me?
Why would he be such fuckers?"
All they wanted to do was pumpkins
All they wanted to laugh at was the pumpkins

[unintelligible noise]

Go back! get out of the woods! get out of the woods!
It’s only the beginning – it is only the beginning – it is only the beginning
Stop the tape