Lyrics: Pharmacist’s Daughter
Album: Pump Up The Valuum
Artist: NOFX
 

Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate
I tell her dad don’t worry sir we wont stay out late
I’m in love with her, the pharmacist’s daugter
She’s got my love, i got her drugs
Waking up in the afternoon can’t wait to see her
Brigin in some colopin, i’m huffin ether
She’s the one for me, without personality, i still want to see her everyday
We got a date and i can’t wait to see my baby
If i wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She’s so beatiful, she keeps my prescriptions full
She’s got my love i get her drugs
Looks like i’ve gone and bought the pharmacy