Lyrics: Bringing Home The Bacon
Album: Grand Hotel
Artist: Procol Harum
 

Bringing home the bacon,
Tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
Gobbling up the cakes

Milk-fed baby dumpling,
Slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face,
Blubbering in the cream

Emperor baby dumpling,
Loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
Stuffing ’til he bursts