Lyrics: My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in Album You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4)
Album: You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

You know your mama and your daddy
Sayin i’m no good for you
They call me dirty from the alley
Til i don’t know what to do

I get so tired of sneakin around
Just to get to your back door
I crawled past the garbage
And your mama jumps out screamin’
Dont come back no more!

I cant take it
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad

Later i tried to call you
Your mama told me you werent there
(you just weren’t there)
She told me don’t bother to call again
Unless i cut off all my hair

I get so tired of sneakin’ around
Just to get to your back door
I crawled past the garbage
And your mama jumped out screamin’
Dont come back no more!

I cant take it
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad
(repeat last three verses)