Lyrics: If You Were The Woman And I Was The Man
Album: John Prine Christmas
Artist: John Prine
 

If you were the woman and i was the man
Would i send you yellow roses?
Would i dare to kiss your hand?
In the morning would i caress you
As the wind caresses the sand,
If you were the woman and i was the man?

If i was the heart and you were the head
Would you think me very foolish
If one day i decided to shed
These walls that surround me
Just to see where these feelings led,
If i was the heart and you were the head?

If i was the woman and you were the man
Would i laugh if you came to me
With your heart in your hand
And said, "i offer you this freely
And will give you all that i can
Because you are the woman
And i am the man?"