Lyrics: A Child And His Lawnmower
Album: Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death
Artist: Dead Kennedys
 

Some clown in sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn’t start
Might makes right, it’s the american way®
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

You know, some people don’t take no shit
Maybe if they did they’d have half a brain left