Lyrics: A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
Album: 200 Motels
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Female soprano:
Why don’t you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?

Chorus:
Joy of my desiring

Female soprano:
You certainly look suave and get me hot.

Chorus:
Hot hot. get me hot

Female soprano:
And horny.
If there’s one thing i really get off on,
It’s a nun suit painted on some old boxes.

Chorus:
Some old melodies.

Female soprano:
Four-four… an aura

Chorus:
An areola

Female soprano:
Pink gums. stumpy gray teeth.

Chorus:
Dental floss.

Female soprano:
Gets me hot. want to watch a dental hygiene movie?