Lyrics: Alsatian Cousin
Album: Viva Hate
Artist: Morrissey
 

Were you and he lovers ?
And would you say so if you were ?
On a forecourt
On a friday
Passing my way
Oh…

Were you and he lovers ?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide

A note upon his desk
"p.s. bring me home and have me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
"but on the desk is where i want you!"

So i ask (even though i know):
Were you and he lovers ?