Lyrics: Babbernation
Album: Unknown
Artist: Chumbawamba
 

I’m out in the country for a walk one day
I get the urge and i’ve got to go
I look around, make sure no one’s around
I pull down my pants and i face the ground
I think, well, we all go to the toilet
Just like we’ve got to eat
We don’t eat–it’s called starvation
We don’t babber–constipation