Lyrics: Big Leg Emma
Album: Zappa In New York
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Billy mundi (drums)
Roy estrada (bass)
Don preston (keyboards)
Bunk gardner (woodwinds)
Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)

There’s a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There’s a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight

There’s a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There’s a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out

Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma my emma

Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma-ma-ma
Ma-ma my emma

There’s a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There’s a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out