Lyrics: Funky Piano
Album: Business As Usual
Artist: Epmd
 

(chuck d sample: "hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]

Straight from brooklyn, from out the projects,
It’s dj scratch, so girls fix your kotex.
The ruler; not slick rick, but the ruler on the mix,
With ten or more tricks.
Take flicks, prick, but please don’t miss this:
Watch my dj cut with his dick.
Yeah, slick ain’t it? see your moms fainted,
Technique 1200, and watch scratch train it.
I’m-a step off and let scratch collect dough,
While you hear my jam with the funky piano.

("hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]]
("here with the movement of his hands")

("who is the best?") [scratch] ("me!") [scratch]
("stop lying") ("go ask her mother") {all 4x}
[scratch]

Pmd:
A brief description, yeah, bust my dj on the mix.
No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.
And feeds up and down is extra weak,
He strictly cross-fades club mixes every week.
Won’t break a sweat, the man’s sharp on the blade.
Real name george spivey, sports a high-top fade.
Brothers starin’ shocked while the brother is rockin’.
No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin’.
From table to table, sports a gucci cable.
Epmd’s the group, def jam is the label.
Now i’m-a step off while scratch collects his dough,
Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.

("hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]
("here with the movement of his hands")

("who is the best?") [scratch] ("me!") [scratch]
("stop lying") ("go ask her mother") {all 4x}
[scratching]
("good god!")