Lyrics: Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Album: 200 Motels
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
Half a dozen provocative squats!
Out of the shower she squeezes her spots.
Brushes her teeth.
Shoots a deoderant spray up her twot…
It’s getting her
Getting her hot.
It’s getting her
Getting her hot.
Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh

She’s just twenty four
And she can’t get off.
A sad, but typical case, yeah.

The last dude to do her
Got in and got soft.
She blew it
And laughed in his face, yeah.
Yeah.