Lyrics: I Am Cow!!!!
Album: Dirt!
Artist: Arrogant Worms, The
 

I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And i look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curt, cream cheese and butter’s
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, i am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when i belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, i am cow, i’ve got gas

I am cow, here i stand
Far and wide upon this land
And i am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my tits by hand
I am cow, i am cow, i am cow
I am cow, i am cow, i am cow!