Lyrics: I’m Stealing The Towels
Album: 200 Motels
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Chorus:
200 motels
200 motels
Han toon ran toon ran
200 motels

Jeff simmons:
I’m stealing the towels.