Lyrics: Jeremy Bender
Album: Tarkus
Artist: Emerson, Lake & Palmer
 

Jeremy bender was a man of leisure, took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses, finally decided to become a nun.

Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper, threatened to fist her if she
Didn’t come clean
Jumped on the mother just like a brother asked one another if the other is
A queen.

Diggin’ the sister she was a mister shouldn’t have kissed her, but he
Couldn’t say no
Wanted to leave her couldn’t believe her, so he picked up his suit-case and
Decided to go.