Lyrics: Johnny Appleseed
Album: White Trash, Two Heebs & A Bean
Artist: NOFX
 

Through word of mouth let it be known

The man who spends his life on a mission, he’s legendary

Travelling from coast to coast

He’s the contemporary johnny appleseed

He’s making sure his garden grows

He’ll plant a seed in every town he goes

Fertilizing the country side

Couldn’t stop him with insecticide

Makin’ sure that the garden grows,

Yeah,yeah,yeah

Groomin’ the backyard, or whackin’ a weed

When diggin’ holes, he’ll be wearing a glove

He go into the shed, get out a shovel, and he shove

He’ll plant the seed, makin’ sure it’s sown

He go into the shed, and he start hoein’ with the hoe,

Ho,ho,ho

Makin’ sure that the garden grow,

Yeah,yeah,yeah

He’ll water the yard with the garden hose

Groomin’ the backyard, or whackin’ a weed

Yeah,yeah,yeah

The contemporary johnny appleseed