Lyrics: King Kong
Album: Lumpy Gravy
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Jim pons (bass, vocals)
Don preston (keyboards, electronics)
Ian underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)

Aaaah…
Bidet!
Bloooow-job?
Bidet!
Jambon
Bloooow-job?
Bidet! bidet! bidet!…
Blow-job! blow-job! blow-job!…
Jambon…jambon… … thank you
Oh thank you, you’re really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you

Blow-job

Help out, ladies and gentlemen

Oui!

I bet: oui, oui

And now for the next part of our program,
I’d like to present, ah…blow-job!
Blow-job! bidet! jambon!…
Jambon…jambon…
Bidet!…

I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!

I want a nun!
I want a nun!
I want a burrow in the broad daylight

I want a garden!
I want a nun!
I want a garden!
Just like the garden that that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago…
He came up out of the audience,
He said: "i want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears…"
And then denny walley said: "oh, you want kindergarten!"