Lyrics: Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Album: 200 Motels
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Female soprano:
Broth reminds me of nuns.

Chorus:
( nuns… nuns…)

Female soprano:
I see them smashing with rulers
Disciplining munchkin cretins.
Tortured munchkins, tortured munchkins
I wish irish catholic victims.
Little green scratchy sweaters,
Little green scratchy ones
And courderoy ponce.
Courderoy ponce
And green scratchy munchkin.
I wish irish catholic victims.
Munchkins get me hot.
Munchkins get me get me hot.

Hot! gets her real hot.