Lyrics: Phil And John #1
Album: Unknown
Artist: Yoko Ono
 

(p) – "so, here we go!"
(j) – "what? what?
(p) – "we’re doing one"
(j) – "how’s it going? how’s it going?"
(p) – "wait a minute, something’s going, wait a minute!"
(j) – "yeah! yeah! i can’t read this writing!"
(p) – "what is that tweetin’ bird out there? for god’s sake! there’s a bird! god damn it out there!
(j) -"hey, hey, hey…yeah….remember the solo, that’s the bit were i don’t talk….oh, oh, too bad…thank you…."
(p) -"stand up so we know you’re there, alright"
(j) -"oh, and barry, give me a clue, will you?
(p) – "well, i told barry….",
(j) – "shut up! you fuckin’….., give me a clue…..no, no, no e, e, e, that’s a clue"
(p) – "you haven’t done it all evening, why change?"
(j) – "but after all….."
(p) – "alright, one of the greatest sessions of all time. history in the making here… john lennon is here with his brother jack"
(j) – "and here we go"
(p) – "one, two, three!"
(j) – "©ne, two, three, four!"
(p) – "no! you yelled four, wait a minute
(j) -"phil, phil…."
(p) -"you can’t yell four over his playing"
(j) -"please accept my fourth….it’s the only way i can come in and i….
(p) – "yes, through four….",
(j) – "one…."
(p) – "come on, you don’t have to count in, he will do the intro, da-da-da-da-da-da"
(j) – "no wonder we’re…….."
(p) – "ha, ha, ha, yeah, ok, i’ll… i won’t bring up names, don’t you worry…."
(j) – "no names"
(p) – "alright, it doesn’t matter…"
(j) – "……….is too loud!"
(p) – "you shout, the boys with the horn amd the birds on the ground, fucking horns and birds and seagulls and all that shit!"
(j) -"his peace whistle!"
(p) -"……..you know, that sounds like it fades away….yeah, i hear it twice as loud"
(j) -"phil, phil, it’s our big chance today and ………and let’s not fuck it!….one….."
(p) – "well, herbie did….",
(j) -"one, one, two, three"