Lyrics: RC’s Mom
Album: Beelzebubba
Artist: Dead Milkmen
 

i’m gonna beat my wife
i’m gonna beat my wife now
gonna smack her with a lead pipe
gonna smack her with a 2 x 4
run her over with a brink’s truck
chase her down with a lawnmower
gonna beat my wife look out!
wife beatin’ mistreatin’
wife slappin’ it happen
gonna beat my wife
gonna beat your wife
gonna beat his wife
gonna beat her wife
gonna beat my wife
gonna slap my wife
gonna kick my wife
good god ya’ll!
gonna beat my wife
gonna beat my wife
at the shelter
helter skelter
wife kickin’
finger lickin’
wife killin’
it’s thrillin’
oh baby please don’t beat me,
baby i promise i’ll never sleep with
the moon in my face no more!
i’m gonna beat my wife