Lyrics: Altar Boy Album: Unknown Artist: Eels   A monk with a hard-on And a lavender robe That scratches his thighs Through the hat that he strode As he follows a path Filled with every desire And mimics his footsteps…

Lyrics: Altar Boy Album: Traffic from Paradise Artist: Rickie Lee Jones   A monk with a hard on in a lavender robe That scratches his thighs for the height that he strode As he follows a path filled with harried…