Lyrics: Alternative Girlfriend Album: Greatest Hits: 1991-2001 Artist: Barenaked Ladies   You’re in an all-girl band Your futon’s second hand Your parents understand but you don’t care I have a job in a shop I’m an undercover cop I make…

Lyrics: Alternative Girlfriend Album: Maybe You Should Drive Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page You’re in an all-girl band Your futon’s second hand Your parents understand but you don’t care I have a…