Lyrics: Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates Album: The Fury Of The Aquabats Artist: Aquabats, The   Young jim, as a lad He looked for adventure Calamity, danger, whatever was free So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings…

Lyrics: The Radiation Song Album: Myths, Legends And Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2 Artist: Aquabats, The   The radiation in the ground Makes a lovely bubbly sound The men in suits Who don’t eat fruit Can’t comprehend The one-legged newt…

Lyrics: The Cat With Two Heads Album: The Fury Of The Aquabats Artist: Aquabats, The   Science brings gifts of convenience To the modern man Modern man then continues Continues to expand But what happens when man creates Something oh…

Lyrics: It’s Crazy Man! Album: The Return Of The Aquabats Artist: Aquabats, The   Permanecer sentado! Churro! Tonight’s the night baby Let’s go to the show Spend some money honey? Sure, i’ll spend some dough We got to the spot…

Lyrics: Adventure Today Album: Myths, Legends And Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2 Artist: Aquabats, The   Drop me off right here I can go no further It seems life’s too hard for you How come i feel like hanging around…

Lyrics: Worms Make Dirt Album: Myths, Legends And Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2 Artist: Aquabats, The   -mommy? -yes son? -where does dirt come from? -dirt comes from -­the worms. -wow! awesome! There is a chipmunk At the center of…

Lyrics: I Fell Asleep On My Arm Album: Myths, Legends And Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2 Artist: Aquabats, The   I put my head down on my desk To help me get through all this mess I fell asleep and…

Lyrics: Amino Man Album: Aquabats Vs. The Floating Eye Of Death! Artist: Aquabats, The   Now you’ve seen him round the fitness club at night Pumping those weights like he’s running out of time He’s got a flat top cut…

Lyrics: The Thing In The Bass Amp Album: Aquabats Vs. The Floating Eye Of Death! Artist: Aquabats, The   Well it got my goat For heaven’s sake! What? a-ha! See something’s come over The people around here They never leave…

Lyrics: Pool Party Album: Myths, Legends And Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2 Artist: Aquabats, The   Pool party baby It was a cool party Cool pool party La la la la Pool party baby It was a cool party Cool…