Lyrics: A Man Has Needs Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Baby i wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But i’m watching television, could you get me another beer There’s wrestling and pro football on,…

Lyrics: Billy, The Themepark Shark Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I’m a shark, i’m a shark, A killer of the ocean, I’m a shark, i’m a shark, And silently i strike. I’m a shark, i’m a shark, I’m…

Lyrics: I Am Cow!!!! Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I am cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And i look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curt, cream cheese and butter’s Made from liquid…

Lyrics: Santa Got Arrested Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   There won’t be any presents this christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink…

Lyrics: Log In To You Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   You double-clicked my heart You’ve upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You’ve logged into my soul You’ve downloaded my dreams Let’s…

Lyrics: Proud To Be Canadian Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Our fair country canada Is north of the usa Our maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you yankees Are better than us…

Lyrics: Steel Drivin’ Man Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Special guest vocalist, mike’s dad: bob mccormick (mike’s dad appears courtesy of mike’s mom) There once was a time when the country was wide. a time before cars and…

Lyrics: Christmas In Ignace Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   It’s christmas in ignace Mommy’s got a rock She’ll give it to daddy It’s christmas in ignace (it’s christmas in ignace) It’s christmas in ignace Daddy’s got a…

Lyrics: Great To Be A Nerd Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   It’s great to be a nerd, it’s great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books…

Lyrics: My Voice Is Changing Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Last night when i went to bed With tangled hair upon my head In every way i really was a kid It happened without warning When i…