Lyrics: I Want To Look Like Arnold Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you’re fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you’re fat)…

Lyrics: The Last Sensitive Cowboy Album: Russell’s Shorts Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   When you hear that i’m a cowboy and i work the cattle trail You probably assume i’m big and tough (big and tough) But the trail’s worn…

Lyrics: Sponges Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Can’t think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world’s okay, the weather’s fine No need to sing about that I’ll sing about Sponges Sponges…

Lyrics: Kill The Dog Next Door Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I once was a happy man Of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour got a dog He put a ribbon on its head To make…

Lyrics: Oh God, I’m Santa Claus Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I’m still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into…

Lyrics: Proud T O Be A Banker Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I’m proud to be a banker I’m proud to be a banker I’m proud to be a banker ’cause i get to play with other…

Lyrics: Don’t Go Into Politics Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   George washington was the president But now he’s dead (dead) Mackenzie king was prime minister But now he’s dead (dead) So don’t go into politics You’ll…

Lyrics: Malcolm Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But malcolm’s got…

Lyrics: Christmas Hangover Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   The holidays are over, you’ve gained twenty pounds The cat’s choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of…

Lyrics: Carrot Juice Is Murder Album: Russell’s Shorts Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegtables live in…