Lyrics: A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   And here’s a letter from bill macy of gainesville, florida It appears to me that gainsville sun is withholding information from the public. Recently,…

Lyrics: The Gaelic Song Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the celtic culture has survived, it’s songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to…

Lyrics: Tokyo Love Song Album: Russell’s Shorts Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   We had a love that was so bright I used to dream of her each night And rush to her side every morning (whoooo!) I had her all…

Lyrics: Johnny Came Home Headless Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Oh, johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He’d forget to at doorways and often he’d get hurt I took good care of him for…

Lyrics: Tv Weather Guy Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   My father was a lawyer, mom’s at university My brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d. My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky…

Lyrics: The Hockey Song Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Me work hard five days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not ’nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in…

Lyrics: Jesus’ Brother Bob Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   If you haven’t heard of me I wouldn’t be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And…

Lyrics: Christmastime Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   It’s the festive season There’s singing and shopping and joy Santa’s talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season’s one of charity Of peace for all you’ve met…

Lyrics: Killer Robots From Venus Album: Russell’s Shorts Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   About six months ago someone came by with a petition Said "we want to stop these folks moving in next door." I refused to sign it, told…

Lyrics: Login To You (another Version) Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   You double-clicked my heart You’ve upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You’ve logged into my soul You’ve downloaded my dreams…