Lyrics: The Christmas Song Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   The table’s set ant the turkey’s out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family’s gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big…

Lyrics: Horizon Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   From the deepest, darkest depths of…whitby! Comes this sordid tale of speed… Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion… Picturesque powered pistons… Accellerating automotive alarms… Stunningly stupifying stereo stunts! One man… a dream……

Lyrics: Santa’s Gonna Kick Your Ass Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Ohhhh… Santa’s coming and he’s gonna kick your ass He’s gonna kick your ass He’s gonna kick your ass Santa’s coming and he’s gonna kick your…

Lyrics: Sam, The Guy From Quincy Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Who’s the guy with all the tests? he’s Sam, the guy from "quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "quincy"! He doesn’t…

Lyrics: The Fishing Song Album: Russell’s Shorts Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   It’s early in the morning, way before dawn I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on Get down to the water before all the crowds…

Lyrics: Canada’s Really Big Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   When i look around me, I can’t believe what i see It seems as if this country Has lost its will to live The economy is lousy, We barely…

Lyrics: Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   When christmas rolls around santa’s in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs modernization…

Lyrics: Wong’s Chinese Buffet Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I’m feeling hungry, empty tummy, and i want to make it full So i spend the day at wong’s buffet and i eat till i explode There’s sixty types…

Lyrics: The Canadian Crisis Song Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Often on the weekend i’ll jump in my car I won’t fill up the tank although i’m going far And if somebody asks me if i’m…

Lyrics: Rocks And Trees Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   My country’s bigger than most And if asked i boast ’cause i’m really proud So i shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although…