Lyrics: Vincent The Christmas Virus Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   This year at christmas, everybody’s feeling funny No one’s making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain’t staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the…

Lyrics: Let’s Go Bowling Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty…

Lyrics: Christmas Blues Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like christmas, but every year…

Lyrics: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I used to be a farmer, and i made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the city line But time went…

Lyrics: Waiting To Sell Out Album: Unknown Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   People ask us why we sing, they say we really dig your stuff You must really love the things you do, is it enough You’ve all got university…

Lyrics: No Sale/no Store Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till spring! No payments in spring! No payments in summer! No payments ever! When? This week! This…

Lyrics: The Mountie Song Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   When i was a kid i wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if someday i…

Lyrics: Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Dad threw up on christmas day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing’s come right out of daddy dear Now everybody’s christmas vacation…

Lyrics: Goin’ Huntin’ Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Well me an’ my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with ’em And…

Lyrics: Winnebago Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   (trevor’s lines are italicized) Winnebago! Oh yeah! Oh, man! It’s so great to be out in the road! It sure is, man! Hey, look at all them little cars going beside…