Lyrics: Celine Dion Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I think i’ve got a crush on celine dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There’s something about her makes me want to feed…

Lyrics: Having Fun Is Bad For You Album: Russell’s Shorts Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And i’d eat cheeseburgers with with bacon and extra…

Lyrics: Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts Album: C’est Cheese Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we’d be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off…

Lyrics: The Credit Song Album: The Arrogant Worms Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Best things in life are not free But you don’t need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to…

Lyrics: Scary Ned Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Let me tell you a story about scary ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren’t…

Lyrics: Rippy The Gator Album: Russell’s Shorts Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Hi kids! welcome to the uncle bobo show! are you ready to sing? come on, let’s go! Billy and his family Went on a holiday They went down…

Lyrics: Heimlich Maneuver Album: Dirt! Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   I love you so much i need the heimlich maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where i haven’t found love I try to eat, but all…