Lyrics: Cavity Search Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Listenin’ to the Muzak Hearin’ people scream Sittin’ in the waiting room Readin’ crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impacted…

Lyrics: Phony Calls Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Mom and dad are goin’ out for the evening And you’re stuck inside the house all alone That’s when you decided it might be fun to harass someone…

Lyrics: Bad Hair Day Album: Pokinatcha Artist: MXPX   I’m sorry i can’t relate i Refuse to associate so Don’t go balming me for Your bad hair day bad Hair day I saw you yesterday you Told me to go…

Lyrics: Since You’ve Been Gone – Live Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Since you’ve been gone Well i feel like i’ve been chewing on tinfoil Since you been gone It’s like i got a great big…

Lyrics: Everything You Know is Wrong Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the…

Lyrics: Since You’ve Been Gone Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Since you’ve been gone Well, I feel like I’ve been chewing on tinfoil Since you’ve been gone It’s like I got a great big mouthful of…

Lyrics: Syndicated Inc. Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   My whole family Loves ‘Three’s Company’ See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what’s on the tube I know just what to…

Lyrics: The Alternative Polka Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   ‘Loser’ by Beck Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you kill me? Soy un perdidor I’m a loser, baby So why don’t you…

Lyrics: I Remember Larry Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off And he took…

Lyrics: Callin’ in Sick Album: Bad Hair Day Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just don’t feel like goin’ to work – I think I’ll call my boss, then I’m Gonna hack and…