Lyrics: If I Had $1000000 Album: Rock Spectacle Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)…

Lyrics: Intermittently Album: Maybe You Should Drive Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words & Music by Steven Page Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy And now I’m kissing you by proxy Hope you don’t mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me…

Lyrics: What A Good Boy Album: Rock Spectacle Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words by Steven Page Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson When I was born, they looked at me and said, ‘What a good boy, what a smart…

Lyrics: Leave Album: Stunt Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson I’ve informed you to leave ‘Cause I can’t afford to lose more sleep I get ill when I get tired So I’ll try…

Lyrics: The Old Apartment Album: Rock Spectacle Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and…

Lyrics: Govatsos Shuffle Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos (continue throughout) We love andrew govatsos Govatsos Govatsos Govatsos We love andrew govatsos Well andrew govatsos he’s our man He cooks his fingers in a frying…

Lyrics: It’s Christmas Time(oh Yeah) Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Now that all the snow is fallin It’s crunching below my feet And all the christmas lights are shining On houses up and down my street And i can…

Lyrics: When I Fall Album: Born On A Pirate Ship Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Music by Ed Robertson I look straight in the window, try not to look below Pretend I’m not up…

Lyrics: Alternative Girlfriend Album: Greatest Hits: 1991-2001 Artist: Barenaked Ladies   You’re in an all-girl band Your futon’s second hand Your parents understand but you don’t care I have a job in a shop I’m an undercover cop I make…

Lyrics: A Message To You Rudy Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Stop with your messin around You’d better think of your future It’s time you straighten right out Creating problems in town Ru-deee A message to you, ru-deee A…