Lyrics: Celebrity Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Don’t call me a zero I’m gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I’ll be incorporated And I’ll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn’t bother me…

Lyrics: I Know Album: Born On A Pirate Ship Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson I know why I like you it’s cause of your clothing and your haircut and ’cause you’re racist….

Lyrics: Back Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   I woke up yesterday morning Fell down two flights of stairs Well i thought i was wide awake but my legs were still asleep. Nine-one-one ambulance help me But i can’t reach…

Lyrics: Thanks, That Was Fun Album: Greatest Hits: 1991-2001 Artist: Barenaked Ladies   I’m learning, I’m yearning I’m burning, all your stuff But that’s not enough. I’m faking, that I’m aching Mistaking lust for love. Thanks, that was fun Don’t…

Lyrics: If I Had $1000000 Album: Greatest Hits: 1991-2001 Artist: Barenaked Ladies   If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)…

Lyrics: Life, In A Nutshell Album: Rock Spectacle Artist: Barenaked Ladies   When she was three Her barbies always did it on the first date Now she’s with me, There’s never any need for them to demonstrate She’s like a…

Lyrics: This Is It Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   There was fresh butter melting on a waffle, Sky so blue that the clouds felt awful, Beavers swimming around their hut, And someone was building a mini putt. La la…

Lyrics: The Flag Album: Gordon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words & Music by Steven Page The phone rings, it’s early, it’s seven o’clock. He says sorry I woke you, but I just had to talk you know last night, remember…

Lyrics: Hidden Sun Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Suddenly Things become unsound Stumbling On the shaky ground Given arrows to shoot tornados down Shoot them down To the ground Saw a falling leaf Good luck – jump to grab…

Lyrics: Be My Yoko Ono Album: Greatest Hits: 1991-2001 Artist: Barenaked Ladies   if there’s someone you can live without, then do so. And if there’s someone you can just shove out, do so. Chorus  You can be my Yoko…