Lyrics: Mcdonald’s Girl Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   I leave from softball practice every night It’s getting dark, but the "golden arches" light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money and…

Lyrics: In The Drink Album: Born On A Pirate Ship Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Words & Music by Jim Creeggan Chorus: I’m in the drink for love And want to drink your love Swimmin’ a swim in the suds I…

Lyrics: Too Little Too Late Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   You say, “Why does everything revolve around you?” You say, “Why does everything I do confound you?” You say that I pulled the world from under you, You can’t…

Lyrics: Off the Hook Album: Maroon Artist: Barenaked Ladies   All around the room your things are placed And next to you he fills the space And so it seems your saving grace is only saving face The pictures of…

Lyrics: Psycho Killer Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   I can’t seem to face up to the facts I’m tense and nervous and i can’t relax I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire Don’t touch me i’m a real…

Lyrics: Second Best Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   Everything’s a lie We’re all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let’s attack I admit it’s bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give…

Lyrics: One Week Album: Greatest Hits: 1991-2001 Artist: Barenaked Ladies   It’s been one week since you looked at me  cocked your head to the side and said I’m angry. Five days since you laughed at me  saying get that…

Lyrics: Shopping Album: Everything To Everyone Artist: Barenaked Ladies   CHORUS: Well you know that it’s going to be alright I think it’s gonna be alright Everything will always be alright When we go shopping Well you know that it’s…

Lyrics: It’s All Been Done Album: Greatest Hits: 1991-2001 Artist: Barenaked Ladies   I met you before the fall of Rome and I begged you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said goodbye,…

Lyrics: Grim Grinning Ghosts Album: Unknown Artist: Barenaked Ladies   When the crypt doors creak And the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a singing wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize…