Lyrics: Boxing Album: Bathhouse Betty Artist: Bette Midler   Howard, the strangest things Have happened lately when i Take a good swing And all my dreams They pivot and slip. I drop my fists And they’re back, laughing. Howard, my…

Lyrics: My One True Friend Album: Bathhouse Betty Artist: Bette Midler   And now, is it too late to say How you made my life so different in your quiet way? I can see the joy in simple things, A…

Lyrics: One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show Album: Bathhouse Betty Artist: Bette Midler   My baby jumped up this morning, Sat on the side of the bed. He said, "i’m leaving you, baby." And this is just what i said….

Lyrics: Ukulele Lady Album: Bathhouse Betty Artist: Bette Midler   I saw the splendor of the moonlight on honolulu bay There’s something tender in the moonlight on honolulu bay And all the beaches are full of peaches Who bring their…

Lyrics: I Sold My Heart To The Junkman Album: Bathhouse Betty Artist: Bette Midler   I gave my heart to you, the one that i trusted. You brought it back to me all broken and busted So i sold my…

Lyrics: I’m Hip Album: Bathhouse Betty Artist: Bette Midler   "oh man, do you believe that chick? she has got no idea what’s happening, no idea. i am the one who’s plugged in around here. that’s why they call me…

Lyrics: Big Socks Album: Bathhouse Betty Artist: Bette Midler   Mmmmmm, you talk about you and only you And the things that you do for you. You say you’re not a lean cuisine. So i wanna see whatcha got on…