Lyrics: I Died Album: I Bificus Artist: Bif Naked   2:30 pm, i jumped off the welfare wagonto meet you for lunch. you sit like a thai princess:cold and captivating. you divulge your latest secret.(so sinister – i cannot repeat)…

Lyrics: Alcoholor Comedy Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   My life was comedy. quitting drinking was the easiest thing i’ve ever done. i have never looked back. i simply cannot understand why the hell i waited so long!…

Lyrics: Dress Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   On the t.v. rosanne is all upset because she has to go to some dumb party with dan and she has absolutely nothing to wear and dan isn’t very sympathetic…

Lyrics: Alphabet Poem Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   Anxiety Breathless Cunt Damn Excitement Fucking Goodness Heaven Interesting Jitters Kitten Love Mine Never Open Pussy Quite Restless Stay This Understanding Vitality Willing Xcuses Yes Zany

Lyrics: I Love Myself Today Album: Purge Artist: Bif Naked   You left me like a broken dollIn pieces as I took the fallfor you, you dumb chump!You left me free-falling like space junkBurning up in the atmosphere of life…

Lyrics: Vampire Album: Unknown Artist: Bif Naked   (from mtv’s "celebrity deathmatch" compilation, track 9) Baby get ready – i’m coming for you, I’m a vampire! I want you – nothing you can do, I’m a vampire! Watch me do…

Lyrics: Daddy’s Getting Married Album: Bif Naked Artist: Bif Naked   my mama followed her lover to india the mongoose and the roti walla on your front porch tear me from a growling tiger’s mouth from then on i’m in…

Lyrics: Spaceman Album: I Bificus Artist: Bif Naked   i see your face on television, almost every day in magazines and on the big screen close yet far away i wonder why you choose those others and you never come…

Lyrics: Twitch Album: I Bificus Artist: Bif Naked   i got a boyfriend. he’s a bad boy.he is my favorite. he is my joy.i got a boyfriend. "danger boy!"he’s got a girlfriend. she is my toy! sometimes he’ll twitch for…

Lyrics: Dawn Album: Purge Artist: Bif Naked   For you I’m a good for nothing woman:Red lips, red leaves.Fall on my knees like autumn.I miss cigarettes every single day of my life.When you make love to me,I close my eyes…