Lyrics: Regular Guy Album: Purge Artist: Bif Naked   Let me tell ya about the kinda guys that like me:They’re in jail.Either that, or they are slumming…or walking on the wild side.I guess you could say I’m just like Jody…

Lyrics: 32 Fuetes Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   Okay, trivia question #152. name the ballet in which the principal lead dancer, female, does 32 fuetes. i’m expecting an answer from you. i already know. the answer. to…

Lyrics: Singin Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   Singing’s a fine lively hood, the only one i got! Struggled to make the rent sometimes, Since termination of the day job. Kinda weird my work day starts when the…

Lyrics: T.v. Baby Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   I am a t.v. baby it’s weird when you stop and think about it. "donna martin graduates! donna martin graduates!" totally different head…nanoo nanoo. reeaaaaaaar!! 911! i remember wa…

Lyrics: Stolen Sidewalk Album: Purge Artist: Bif Naked   I’m a junkie.I’m a whore.That’s what you always called me.I am raw,an open sore.I ache to remind me… I’m a weakling,you are strong.Pick me up from where I lay.Here on a…

Lyrics: My Satan Poem Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   Satan shows up on tv every sunday morning I would have kissed her once again but i found her rather boring To listen to his messages Is like…

Lyrics: All You Ever Do Album: Okenspay Ordway I Artist: Bif Naked   All you ever do is complain Some trivial event has you in agony again Why stay so full of frustration When all you need to do is…

Lyrics: Make Like A Tree Album: Bif Naked Artist: Bif Naked   all i wanted was to be by myself, (leave me alone) all you did was hurt me instead of help, (leave me alone) leave me alone!! as i…

Lyrics: October Songs Album: Purge Artist: Bif Naked   If I fall outa my nest,will ya pick me up? Will ya help me fly?If I fall outa my nest,will ya show me love?If I’m in over my head,will ya pick…

Lyrics: Anything Album: I Bificus Artist: Bif Naked   i used to follow you and your friends to the ice rink the back of your skidoo made me all wet (from snow) you’d pat me on the head as we…