Lyrics: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in…

Lyrics: Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me…

Lyrics: Boom Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson…

Lyrics: Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why? Cause can’t hold a note can’t carry a tune (Lupus proceeds to laugh a…

Lyrics: Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ On Me Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   Why is everybody always pickin’ on me? The morn’ that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the…

Lyrics: Fire Water Burn Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy…

Lyrics: Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a…

Lyrics: Asleep at the Wheel Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   Bloodhounds shall cruise rendevous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of…

Lyrics: Yellow Fever Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster Artist: Bloodhound Gang, The   Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Let me take you back to the day that I met my China…