Lyrics: Planet Of The Baritone Women Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   On the Plane of the Baritone Women They talk low ‘Bout stuff they know, They sing ‘Oooh!’ And laugh at you Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! If you can’t IF…

Lyrics: The Untouchables Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   Rico! Youngblood! Wake up! Prohibition is over, but the country’s still a mess! They need us out there! We’ve got some cleaning up to do — especially when it…

Lyrics: Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   There’s an ugly little wasel ’bout three-foot nine Face puffed up from cryin’ ‘n lyin’ ‘Cause her sweet little hubby’s Suckin’ prong part time (In the…

Lyrics: Why Don’t You Like Me? Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   ‘He’s white, Jim…’ Why don’t you like me? Why don’t you like me? Am I really that bad? HE’S BAD, HE’S BAD HE’S BAD, HE’S BAD…

Lyrics: Elvis Has Just Left The Building Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   Elvis has just left the building — Those are his footprints, right there Elvis has just left the building — To climb up that heavenly…

Lyrics: Murder By Numbers Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, vocals) Mike keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Bobby martin (keyboards, vocals) Ed mann (percussion) Walt fowler (trumpet) Bruce fowler (trombone) Paul…

Lyrics: Dickie’s Such An Asshole Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   One ‘n one is eleven! Two ‘n two is twenty-two! Won’t somebody kindly tell me, What’s the government is tryin’ t’ do… Dickie’s just to tricky For…

Lyrics: Rhymin’ Man Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   Rhymin’ Man, Tall and tan, Rhyme or reason, Play your hand — Rhyme on this — rhyme on that Oh, you naughty Democrat! They say when Doctor King got…

Lyrics: Outside Now (in Album Broadway The Hard Way) Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, vocals) Mike keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Bobby martin (keyboards, vocals) Ed mann (percussion) Walt fowler…

Lyrics: What Kind Of Girl? Album: Broadway the Hardway Artist: Frank Zappa   What’s a girl like you Doin’ in a Motel like this? ‘I left my place after midnight, When I first got the call… The escort service I…