Lyrics: Vincent The Christmas Virus Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   This year at christmas, everybody’s feeling funny No one’s making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain’t staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the…

Lyrics: Christmas Blues Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like christmas, but every year…

Lyrics: Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Dad threw up on christmas day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing’s come right out of daddy dear Now everybody’s christmas vacation…

Lyrics: Santa Got Arrested Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   There won’t be any presents this christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink…

Lyrics: Christmas In Ignace Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   It’s christmas in ignace Mommy’s got a rock She’ll give it to daddy It’s christmas in ignace (it’s christmas in ignace) It’s christmas in ignace Daddy’s got a…

Lyrics: Oh God, I’m Santa Claus Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I’m still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into…

Lyrics: Christmas Hangover Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   The holidays are over, you’ve gained twenty pounds The cat’s choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of…

Lyrics: Christmastime Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   It’s the festive season There’s singing and shopping and joy Santa’s talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season’s one of charity Of peace for all you’ve met…

Lyrics: Santa’s Gonna Kick Your Ass Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   Ohhhh… Santa’s coming and he’s gonna kick your ass He’s gonna kick your ass He’s gonna kick your ass Santa’s coming and he’s gonna kick your…

Lyrics: Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Album: Christmas Turkey Artist: Arrogant Worms, The   When christmas rolls around santa’s in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs modernization…