Lyrics: Memories Of Shilts Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   England’s goalkeeper since gordon banks Consistent, reliable, a safe pair of hands But despite all his saves and all his acrobatics I can’t help recalling something more dramatic Of an incident…

Lyrics: The Physical Impossibility Of Death In The Mind Of Jerry Springer Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   Damen hurst said it came in with the tide Now jerry springer, he’s in formaldehyde

Lyrics: Shoot Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   I heard that in the first world war The soldiers called a truce For a christmas game of football Instead of fighting their pointless war Instead of fighting their pointless war Pointless war,…

Lyrics: Australian Rules Football Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   Both players and watchers, No-one knows the rules That’s what makes the game so great "just get out there And slug your opponent!" That’s what makes the game so great That’s…

Lyrics: Scare City Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   But we spread more disease than all of the insects By carrying our shit then spreading it by contact When we shit on people we are shit on in return So we…

Lyrics: Www Dot Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   With a w and a w and a w dot With a w and a w and a w dot With a w and a w and a w dot Ooh mr….

Lyrics: Scapegoat Album: Tubthumper Artist: Chumbawamba   Aftershave and smokeAnd the same unfunny jokesThey say they’ll take you"Anywhere but there"Believe every half-whisperedHalf-remembered lieWhere truth is a luxuryThey can’t afford to buy Scapegoat, looking for a scapegoatScapegoat, looking for a scapegoat…

Lyrics: The Wasteland Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   Said the party to the ad-man We’ll conjure up a gimmick The way to lead an ass Is with a carrot and a stick Dig down for minorities Promise them concessions Ride…

Lyrics: Comic-tragic-magic Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   Mummy, mummy, mummy I got a pain i got a pain in my tummy and it’s hurting me I’m well and truly shatted by it all stained and scarred And brutalized just by…

Lyrics: Jesus In Vegas Album: Unknown Artist: Chumbawamba   And i’ll give you a free ride to this underground stadium. they’ll pick up the fair and they’ll even tip you, don’t even worry about it, man. you’ll love this joint….