Lyrics: In the Days of the Caveman Album: God Shuffled His Feet Artist: Crash Test Dummies   When you go on camping trips you’re stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of…

Lyrics: Here I Stand Before Me Album: God Shuffled His Feet Artist: Crash Test Dummies   My doctgor told me that if was time for me to have my X ray Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal…

Lyrics: Swimming in Your Ocean Album: God Shuffled His Feet Artist: Crash Test Dummies   When I’m sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks? When I’m swimming…

Lyrics: How Does a Duck Know? Album: God Shuffled His Feet Artist: Crash Test Dummies   How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks? You can cur a…

Lyrics: Aching To Sneeze Album: Unknown Artist: Crash Test Dummies   I’ve been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But i can’t get the thing to come out I’ve been down on my knees I’ve been pissing on trees…

Lyrics: The Overachievers Album: A Worm’s Life Artist: Crash Test Dummies   Five… four… three… two… one… zero… ignition… Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve god and be his only God heard…

Lyrics: My Enemies Album: A Worm’s Life Artist: Crash Test Dummies   I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when i look into…

Lyrics: Two Knights and Maidens Album: God Shuffled His Feet Artist: Crash Test Dummies   Once there were two knights and maidens They’d walk together Out in the garden In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens…

Lyrics: My Own Sunrise Album: A Worm’s Life Artist: Crash Test Dummies   When we met, it was in the hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I’d lie awake, restless…

Lyrics: Swatting Flies Album: A Worm’s Life Artist: Crash Test Dummies   Now that i’ve used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In…