Lyrics: Handy Candyman Album: Unknown Artist: Crash Test Dummies   I’ve sharpened all my tools I follow all the rules I’m a handyman I’ve purchased all my sweets I’ve cooked up all my treats I’m a candyman It’s alright, baby,…

Lyrics: Get You In The Morning Album: Unknown Artist: Crash Test Dummies   I want it cheap, i want it now I want it fast, and i want it with feeling I want it deep, i want a vow I…

Lyrics: All Of This Ugly Album: A Worm’s Life Artist: Crash Test Dummies   I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When i came upon some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after…

Lyrics: MMM MMM MMM MMM Album: God Shuffled His Feet Artist: Crash Test Dummies   Once there was a kid who Got into an accident and couldn’t come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned…

Lyrics: Passacaglia/a Bud And Slice Album: Unknown Artist: Crash Test Dummies   [brad] Give me a bud and a slice And leave me alone If i want your advice, i’ll ask ya They tell me caviar’s nice, but i wouldn’t…

Lyrics: Superman’s Song Album: The Ghosts That Haunt Me Artist: Crash Test Dummies   tarzan wasn’t a ladies’ man He’d just come along and scoop ’em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But…

Lyrics: Playing Dead Album: Unknown Artist: Crash Test Dummies   I know that you don’t love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe i’m a weasel…

Lyrics: All You Pretty Girls Album: Unknown Artist: Crash Test Dummies   Do something for me, boys If i should die at sea, boys Write a little note, boys Set it off afloat, saying Bless you, bless you, all of…

Lyrics: Here On Earth (i’ll Have My Cake) Album: The Ghosts That Haunt Me Artist: Crash Test Dummies   Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man i can’t pack enough into these years…

Lyrics: Give Yourself A Hand Album: Unknown Artist: Crash Test Dummies   Hello, mr. fussy Hello, mrs. nice Have you ever shared a bathtub Full of beer and ice? I know you want to I know you can Put down…