Lyrics: Dare To Be Stupid Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It’s time for us to join in the fight It’s time to let your babies grow up…

Lyrics: One More Minute Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   (constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song) Aahh…. Well i heard that you’re leavin’ (leavin’) Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind) ’cause…

Lyrics: Cable Tv Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin’ me by Well, i was just about ready To curl up…

Lyrics: Like A Surgeon Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   I finally made it through med school Somehow i made it through I’m just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last…

Lyrics: George Of The Jungle Album: Dare To Be Stupid Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   George, george, george of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, george, george of the jungle Lives a…