Lyrics: Little Bastard Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   Little bastard All fish belly white Wears gym trunks And a tank top shirt When his grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, ¡°put that down, You’re…

Lyrics: Live Until I Die Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   It’s morning and i’m awake My soul’s been chosen not to take I feel like i’ve been asleep for years Rolling out of bed And then i…

Lyrics: Gypped Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   All the things you thought would happen didn’t And you’re pissed All the things you thought would happen didn’t And you’re feeling gypped So you figure all along You must…

Lyrics: Banlon Shirt Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   Mitchell said, ¡°randy, you’re gonna get hurt, I’m gonna strangle you with this banlon shirt.¡± Randy said, ¡°mitchell, you just better not. There’ll be hell to pay if you…

Lyrics: Blushing Bride Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   In a mountain church Gathered ¡®round inside See the handsome groom And his blushing bride Through a hail of rice As they run outside Go the handsome groom And…

Lyrics: Otter Slide Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   We watched ¡°heaven’s gate¡± But the movie lasted far too long We both fell asleep But at least we didn’t have to talk That’s what it’s like Everything’s fine…

Lyrics: Lake Brenda Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   The grass needs mowin’ It’s thick and overgrown The weeds grow tall Around lake brenda I hit the juice Puts gravel in my goose And helps me fall Into…

Lyrics: Grim Album: Electric Rock Music Artist: Ass Ponys   She gave herself to jesus She gave it all to him I can’t take it anymore Life is too damn grim She tore it all to pieces Swept it in…