Lyrics: All The Rage Album: Brutal Youth Artist: Elvis Costello   1-2-3,2-2-3 The twitching impulses to speak your mind I’ll lend you my microscope and maybe you will find it Is it in that ugly place that’s just behind your…

Lyrics: Damnation’s Cellar Album: Juliet Letters Artist: Elvis Costello   Did anybody notice, over marmalade and eggs In between the princess’ legs What with wars and floods and beggars Not to mention stocks and shares If you have a moment…

Lyrics: This Year’s Girl Album: This Year’s Model Artist: Elvis Costello   See her picture in a thousand places ’cause she’s this year’s girl. You think you all own little pieces Of this year’s girl. Forget your fancy manners, Forget…

Lyrics: Human Hands Album: Imperial Bedroom Artist: Elvis Costello   I’ve been talking to the wall and it’s been answering me Oh darling how i miss you I’m just the mere shadow of my former selfishness I crave the silhouette…

Lyrics: Mistress And Maid Album: Unknown Artist: Elvis Costello   (mccartney/macmanus) She said, "come in, my dear, You’re looking tired tonight Your bath is drawn, let me loosen your tie And fix you your usual drink" He settles back Takes…

Lyrics: Watching The Detectives (live) Album: Armed Forces Artist: Elvis Costello   Nice girls not one with a defect, Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct. Red dogs under illegal legs. She looks so good that he gets down and begs. She is…

Lyrics: Dr. Luther’s Assistant Album: Get Happy!! Artist: Elvis Costello   Everything seems so tranquil Home movies with no subtitles Don’t you wish you knew what they were sayin’ When the film keeps playin’, playin’ ? Oh, he’s doctor luther’s…

Lyrics: Busy Bodies Album: Armed Forces Artist: Elvis Costello   So you think that you have seen her When you’re lying in between her And you tell me that you don’t care Busy bodies getting nowhere Ev’rybody’s getting meaner Busy…

Lyrics: Mystery Dance(acoustic W/ Extra Verse) Album: My Aim Is True Artist: Elvis Costello   Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill. He jumped out the window cause he couldn’t sit still. Juliet was waiting with a safety net….

Lyrics: Lipstick Vogue Album: This Year’s Model Artist: Elvis Costello   Don’t say you love me when it’s just a rumour Don’t say a word if there is any doubt. Sometimes i think that love is just a tumour; You’ve…