Lyrics: Velvet Elvis Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   My life, it used to be incomplete ¡®till i saw what i was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My life it won’t be the same again Now…

Lyrics: Twister Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Yeah Well, well, milton bradley’s got a def one It’s a twister (twister, twister, twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin’ twister (twister, twister, twister!) Spin the spinner and…

Lyrics: Lasagna Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper’s a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, ‘samatta you ‘samatta you, ‘samatta you You…

Lyrics: You Make Me Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make…

Lyrics: Good Old Days Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Oh some times i think back to when i was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He’d be watering the lawn…

Lyrics: Fat Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or i’ll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right ’cause i’m the king of…

Lyrics: Alimony Album: Even Worse Artist: Weird Al Yankovic   (cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin’ me dry as a bony bony Workin’ three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest…